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 Post subject: Test Drive Unlimited 2 = Worst game ever maid
PostPosted: Mon Feb 07, 2011 2:00 pm 
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That game is so much going to kick Ass.

to be honest, I don't think that the world hold enough ass in order for this game to fully do it's job properly.

...and it's coming out tomorrow.

I just cannot wait.

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 Post subject: Re: Tset Drive Unlimited 2
PostPosted: Mon Feb 07, 2011 3:53 pm 
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...this looks raytraced.

Wicked.

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 Post subject: Re: Tset Drive Unlimited 2
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Indeed.

These are rendered 60 times per second, yet I don't think I could beat it in less than 500 complete seconds.

...if I can beat it.

That's just making me eager to see these OpenCL render-er coming out soon.

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 Post subject: Re: Test Drive Unlimited 2
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Oh, I'm sure you could do better than that, given the time. But that's excellent craftsmanship on their end.

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 Post subject: Re: Test Drive Unlimited 2 = Worst game ever maid
PostPosted: Wed Feb 09, 2011 3:42 pm 
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I cannot believe it.

I had the damn beta version 2 months before this...
...and I cannot understand how much this overly crippled beta version could be so fun, and the finished game be such a complete piece of crap.

- Game start in a glitched non-fullscreen mode (no full screen buttons in the menu) and I have to go through web research to find a geek who say that I have to press "alt+enter" and an Atary developer saying that this is perfectly within Atary standards.

- I have to turn the mouse about a complete meter before my character do a complete turn, increasing the mouse sensitivity have absolutely no impact on anything.

- The menus with their stupid animations take ages & ages to works with.
Only setting one single key take about 20 seconds, (it will even make you wait 3-4 more second to "leave you time to stop pressing keys"... ... sure, I am surely pressing all the keys of my keyboard before changing my keys, of course... atary standards again I guess.


...and I just played the game for about one and an half hour...
...or let's say 15 mins and 1:15 hours of waiting times about bad story and worst character handling ever, as well as loosing gigantic amount of times playing with these gay menus.

I give this game a relatively generous -43127189234^1221354687687986465 / 10.



Graphics are very very good though.

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 Post subject: Re: Test Drive Unlimited 2 = Worst game ever maid
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ahahahahahaha. sorry your experience wasn't better. perhaps we should put a simple racing game out there that focuses on game play? i already have a few simple vehicles, albeit in quads and not tris, and you seem to have a vast knowledge of bge.

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 Post subject: Re: Test Drive Unlimited 2 = Worst game ever maid
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I was at a friends house and watched him play this game online with his PS3.
This game was kinda cool from watching it. Only I think its one of those games that is good online only. You can challenge people and if you win you get money. If doesn't seem that good if you were to play it just offline.

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 Post subject: Re: Test Drive Unlimited 2 = Worst game ever maid
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Goliath wrote:
overly crippled beta version


Looks like you should have stuck with the test drive.

Sorry pal, it's too bad they didn't manage to pull together a decent game...I'm sure they'll feel it in their wallet.

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